Snake and Snake

Snake and Snake
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Spider Man 4 canceled

I know, I know I'm late on this one. My gosh! But, many people don't know why this movie was canceled. You know why? They didn't read the script. It was kinda crappy. The Vulture was the main villain for crying out loud! Anne Hathaway was going to play Felicia Hardy/Vulturesss! Who the frick is Vulturess? I don't remember her in any of the comics, or even the 1994 tv cartoon I was and still am fond of. Felicia Hardy was the Black cat if I'm not mistaken. You want a hot anti-hero/love interest for Spider Man, just put Black cat in it. And if you really want her to be hot in appearance, don't put Anne Hathaway in the movie! Really? Anne Hathaway? Can't Jessica Alba be in a Spider Man movie? I'm getting sick of looking at Kirsten Dunst and Bryce Dallas Howard for two hours! Also for Spider Man 4, make sure Sam Rami and Toby Maguire come back. And make the Lizard a bad guy. Dr. Connors has been mentioned in all three movies and has appeared in two of them. He's been established! It's giant Lizard time people! Have him freak out in the middle of class and kill Gwen Stacy too. Have that motivate Spider Man for revenge or something. Add in Black cat as an anti-hero, but not really a villain. Kinda like the Spider Man 2 game. And as another Villain, one word here, Carnage! Have some of the symbiote get on Cletus Kasady. Say, he waked under the church while Eddie Brock was getting his butt handed to him by a flying, disfigured version of James Franco. That way, you've got a psycho causing spider Man problems. And for those of you who complain that it'll have too much chaos in it again, the Lizard thing can happen right at the end. At the very end of the movie, Dr. Connors takes the serum and turns into a giant lizard. Then the next movie, he freaks out in the middle of class and kills Gwen Stacy. Her father then blames Spider Man and convinces the whole Police department that Spidey is a criminal. Then add in a small problem for Spidey like maybe the Chameleon or Shocker. Either of those would be cool if they were done in a way that's believable.

Avatar: Why I think it sucked

A lot of people say that Avatar was the best movie ever. This is where I must strongly disagree with most people. Avatar was, as my friend Jordan put it, visual crack. If you get your 3-D glasses covered faces out of your butts and watch the freaking film, you will see a story that has been used way too much. It's Dances with Wolves in space for crying out loud! Also, for those of you right-wingers out there like me, all you see in that movie is saving Earth and worshiping Earth and crap like that. By the end of that movie, I just wanted the Marines, whose war machines and weapons strongly resembled that of the Imperial Guard for those of you 40K people, to just out right slaughter the seven foot tall blue people and their flash drive looking ponytails. All in all, three hours is a long time to try and mess with an over used story only for the only good thing to be the visual effects and two very good fight scenes. The fighting was the only good part.